Friday, June 3, 2011

Audrey's Adventure! The rediscovery of her very own blog.

Audrey laughs at the fact that people do every single unnecessary thing they can find while procrastinating - people would do everything BUT the thing they were meant to do.

Audrey was doing and thinking and remembering everything else BUT the thing she was meant to be doing - studying. She smelled food, saw food, heated up food, washed food dishes, and planned her holiday itinerary for the next year. She did everything she could find just to avoid studying for her exams. And finally, she literally ran out of things to do. Sitting down in front of her computer, ready to watch good ol' online lectures, suddenly, somehow, *BING!!* She, for some reason, remembered her little old blog.

Now, to procrastinate further, she has decided to do what she hasn't done in 2 years - knowing that it will lead to the demise of her education. Maybe it is fate, a sign from a higher power, that there are better things for Audrey to do than studying...

Pfffftt!!! This is blasphemy!!! PROCRASTINATION IS EVIL!!! Again, a sign of Mr Procrastination at work - he will twist and turn every single thing in Audrey's head just to swerve her away from her main goal. He does that to everybody!

NO. Audrey will not give in this time! Audrey will go back studying now, she swears.

Audrey wonders... What does the person reading Audrey's post right now do to procrastinate? Or if they are so mighty, how do they successfully avoid the temptation of procrastination?

Saturday, July 4, 2009

First Bloggeth by Audrey in History!

Dear reader(s),
Firstly, Audrey hopes that you are not imaginary =S
Audrey would like to provide an insight of herself to her imaginary/real reader(s) in her first blog!

Fact 1: It is 4.15am in Audrey's warm bedroom. It is most probably freezingly chilly outdoors because of the soaking wet rain.
-> She has chosen to talk in 3rd person in her blogs for the time being,
-> and hopes people who wish to reply would do so in 3rd person too!

Fact 1: Audrey has a mommeth, papaeth, and a brotheth who is sicketh
-> is of Chinese-Asian descent
-> moved from a place to another with her family
-> is a spoilt kid with kiddish thoughts

Fact 1: Audrey is currently studying Year 12 in a school filled with chicks!
-> is finishing her last year of high school
-> is currently learning English, Maths, Chemistry and Chinese
-> hopes to take a gap year to travel when she finishes high school

Fact 1: Audrey thinks she can eat more food than everybody in the world!
-> ie. eats like a pig *OINK!*
-> loves McDonald's, chips, Char Kuey Teow and unhealthy food
-> dislikes all forms of exercise

Fact 1: Audrey enjoys listening to music of all kinds,
-> particularly appreciates music by Michael Jackson (may he rest in peace), Nightwish, Tool and Coldplay
-> cannot, and will not sing/rap to save her life
-> however, she plays a musical instrument!

Audrey is sadistic O.O